今天早上发生了一件奇怪的事情- -！当我坐在花园里的时候，有只拿着怀表兔子来调戏我。我问他你搞毛？兔子告诉我他在进行一个紧迫的任务，问我要不要跟他去一个洞里- -，我摸了摸自己的菊花的，拒绝了他，他颇有深意的看了我一眼，然后走开了。
A most peculiar thing happened to me today. While I was sitting in my garden indulging in a bottle of Shiraz and having a look at my copy of Don Juan, I spied a white rabbit in a waistcoat inspecting his pocket watch. Pondering this, I came to the immediate (and admittedly justified) conclusion that I must have overindulged. My suspicions were totally confirmed when the rabbit proceeded to exclaim at how late he was for a most pressing appointment.
As my befuddled rodent friend scampered off, I devised that the only reasonable thing to do was to stay put. After all, everyone knows that following a questionable white bunny only results in falling into a deep hole or an excursion to an inner city goth club filled with hackers in leather pants. Instead I decided that the operate response would be to rouse myself from my contemplative, wine-related haze by splashing some cold water on my face. Upon doing so, I felt revived and ready to face the day… that is until I spotted the enormous bear grinning back at me through the bathroom looking glass.
The moral of the story is that things are not always what they seem. Sometimes white rabbits are white rabbits, but oftentimes they are also giant, burning teddy bears dressed up as rabbits. There's really no way of knowing until you happen upon one in the mirror while you're trying to wake yourself up.
通过试训 老将NEO确定随FaZe参战柏林Major 5EPLAY▪
553的驾驭者 EliGE荣获EPL总决赛MVP选手奖章 5EPLAY▪
世界前三聚首 ENCE受邀参加ESL One纽约站 5EPLAY▪
Major赛前转会 主力fitch离开AVANGAR战队 5EPLAY▪
MVP EliGE：我们有很大机会赢得大满贯 5EPLAY▪
kennyS：即使处于劣势 我们也会拼搏到底 5EPLAY▪
震中杯Major 每日精选Day3 幻神大战 178整理▪
TV动画「深夜的超自然公务员 」OVA全2话将于10月发售 178动漫原创▪