国外段子手热议小组赛:C9和SKT居然有特殊暗语

作者:NGA@DBc00per 来源:178LOL 发布时间:2016-10-10 17:36:24
  小组赛结束后,最终的八强晋级名额也就全部来了。欧美的网友们对于C9的晋级也是想出了无数的段子,简直笑的肚子疼。

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IM VS FW

  Road: go die, ok?

  Avoidless: jgl

  Baeme: mid

  Athena: mid

  Baeme: first

  Athena: let memidI carry

  Baeme: no

  Athena: i jgl then

  Avoidless: I'm the jungler

  Athena: idc I jgl go supp instalocks

  Avoidless: wtf report

  Road:go die,ok?

  Avoidless:我打野

 

  Baeme:我中单

 

  Athena:我要中单

  Baeme:我先说的

  Athena: 给我中单,我能carry

  Baeme: 不给

  Athena: 那我要打野

  Avoidless:我才是打野

  Athena:我不管,我要打野,你去辅助,然后秒选了

  Avoidless:WTF,我要举报

  ——iMay pulling the classic SoloQ-Strategy

  ——IM拿出了经典的单排战术

  ——Fun fact: 50% of Solo Q games are in fact won

  ——趣味小贴士:50%的单排比赛事实上都赢了

  Ah, the good old "let's get our support banned so we can put ourjunglerat support and sub mid at jungle" strat. Works as expected

  啊,这经典的“让我们辅助被ban,这样我们就可以让打野去辅助,让替补中单打野”的战术,正如期望的一样有效。

  -Old school CLG.

  ——让我回想起CLG。

  @Voyboy

  2016-10-09 21:01 UTC

  Guess Riot was right all along. Positivity DOES win more games, IM had their toxic player benched and then they start winning!

  Voyboy推特: 看上去riot的登入小提示是对的,积极的召唤师会赢下更多比赛,IM把他们喷人的辅助ban了之后就开始赢比赛了。

  Did you know that players who follow the summoners code win 27% more games?

  你知道遵守召唤师守则的玩家会多赢下27%的比赛么?

  That feeling when Meteos is still worstLee Sinin whole tournament even after autofilled midlaner...

  在整个赛事里面,meteos依旧是最糟糕的盲僧,即使是和补位的盲僧相比,这种感觉哦=.=。

  "unfair free win for FW" Yeah about that...

  之前你们还有人说这是不公平,白给fw一胜呢......

  FW=FREE WIN

  CLG of the east

  FW无疑是东方CLG

  ——Founter Wogic(counter logic,clg,不合逻辑的)

  Dig lives in every team

  DIG活在每个队伍的心中

  Win versus SKT to give fans false hope

  赢下SKT给粉丝虚假的希望

  Eastern LoL in a nutshell: CN > TW > KR > CN

  东方LOL怪圈:CN > TW > KR > CN

 

C9 VS SKT

  Kennen

  Olaf

  Ryze

  Ezreal

  Alistar

  Worlds scripted confirmed.

  C9的pick英雄首字母是Korea(韩国)

  I think at least if C9 play like that later they'll be fine.

  我想至少如果C9能保持这个水准,那应该还好。

  Your Korean jungler having problems?

  Just put him on Lee

  你家的韩国打野状态不佳么?

  只要给他选个盲僧就好了

  Impact just pulled a hauntzer, lul

  Impact这场打得像hauntzer.

  smoothie could not get caught out more times.

  Smoothie还能被抓更多次么?

  Mind the gap.

  小心差距(之前有句话叫gap is closing,说各赛区间差距已经缩小)

  skt countering all those c9 engages actually left me breathless

  SKT极好地counter了所有C9的开团,实在是让我窒息

  It took Meteos 50 minutes to learn how to play Lee Sin whereas Blank only took 30. Looks like Korea really is better at everything

  Meteos花了50分钟练习使用盲僧而blank只花了30分钟,看上去韩国人果然干什么都比较强点

  andviktornow is 10-1. over 90% win rate. its insane but still i think some mid laners underrated him...

  维克托目前10胜1负,胜率超过90%,这已经很高了但是还是有些中单低估了他

  ——When only koreans are playing him, it kind of boosts his winrate

  ——如果只有韩国人用的话,那显然会显著提升其胜率

 

C9 VS FW

  did every jungler in group B just get together and decided to show meteos how lee sin is supposed to be played?

  是不是B组其他打野聚了聚决定让meteos看看盲僧到底是怎么用的?

  ——Athena isn't even a Jungler

  ——athena甚至都不是打野

  ——After worlds meteos wont be a jungler either

  ——等打完世界赛,meteos也不是打野了

  gets first blood ... farms rest of the game

  拿了一血......剩下的时间都在farm

NA的第二周

  ——didn't even have to change anything from last year lol

  ——从去年用到今年,什么都不用改的

  Now NA's last hope

  Is H2K Prolly

  现在NA的最后希望是H2K教练prolly了

  @ProphetCrumbz

  2016-10-09 23:19 UTC

  NA this year is like a porno.

  Spend the majority of time building the tension up only to be fucked into submission in the end.

  先知Crumbz推特:

  NA今年就跟18禁差不多。

  花了大量时间营造那啥感只是为了最后被那啥。

  I had a great "Flush Wolves" joke ready if C9 smashed FW, but unfortunately the better joke is NA's second week of groups this year.

  我本来都为C9打赢FW准备了个特别棒的段子“flush(冲刷) wolves”了,但是很不幸目前为止今年最好的笑话还是NA的第二周。

  Jensen is THE worstRyzeplayer in the tournament, he should take some lessons from Perkz because even he did a way better job.

  Jensen这把瑞兹实在是本赛季最糟糕的,连perkz都比他强,能教他点东西

 

SKT VS IM

  IM: Road what are you doing?

  Road: I go die, ok?

  IM:road你在干嘛?

  Road:我去死,不可以么?

  What a strange Road he went on.

  他走到了一条奇怪的路线上(road)

  ——It seemed Avoidless.

  ——这看上去无法避免(avoidless)

  The gap is closing... between SKT and their third World Championship title.

  是啊,差距正在缩小......SKT和他们的第三个世界冠军之间的差距

  ——All 3 korean teams are 1st place lmao....

  ——3支韩国队伍都是小组第一,哈哈哈哈......

  ——Gap is closing.

  ....between the other korean teams.

  ——差距在缩小,其他韩国队的差距在缩小

  SKT trying their best to give NA a chance at quarters.

  SKT竭尽所能帮NA进八强

  @LiquidDominate

  2016-10-10 00:34 UTC

  God damn, AmazingJ listening to road's shotcalling too closely this game.

  Go

  Die

  ok?

  IWD推特: 天哪,amazingJ这场比赛也太听road的指挥了吧,

  Go die,ok?

  3 KR teams in #1.

  Most likely 3 KR teams in semi finals. GAP HAS CLOSED

  3个韩国队小组第一 也差不多就是3个韩国队在半决赛了,好一个差距正在缩小

  RIP worlds 2016 and scrim hype.

  安息吧S6还有训练赛吹

 

IM VS C9

  谢天谢地,我就知道,我一直相信你们

  ——When you cant decide which meme to use so you use all of them.

  ——当你不知道该用C9的哪个段子的时候,你就把他们全用上

  HOW MANY HEART ATTACKS DO YOU WANT TO GIVE US, C9?

  C9,一场比赛你要让我犯几次心脏病啊?

  ——TFW The presidential debates are on and it's not even the biggest shit show in North America.

  ——想到总统辩论第二轮正在进行,所以这个还不算是北美现在最糟糕的。

  Sneaky : Hey Jensen

  Jensen : What?

  Sneaky : We should troll all the NA fans today by almost getting knocked out of groups.

  Meteos : Same

  Sneaky:嘿jensen

  Jensen:什么事?

  Sneaky:让我们今天差点出不了线来逗下NA粉丝吧

  Meteos:好啊

  ——Probably while skyping Rush.

  Rush: "nonono trolling bad. Be kind boy yes? "

  ——可能他们还会和rush skype

  Rush:“别玩这么过分啊,要做个好孩子。”

  ——Lemon: Dude that's so troll

  ——lemon:兄弟不要这么玩啊

  SKT is NA's only hope XD

  SKT才是NA唯一的希望

  Cloud 9

  3 Cloud Drakes(比赛中C9拿了3条风龙)

  3x3=9

  Cloud 9

  Athena: lived up to his name, he granted 5% of mana to C9 whenever he died.

  雅典娜如同他的名字一样,每次死掉都能给C95%的蓝。

  Don't blame Road, he's just doing his job of letting everyone walk all over him

  别责备road,他只是在做他的本职工作,让每个人从他身上走过去

 

FW VS SKT

  Well, at least Jensen ended up clapping for Faker.

  好吧,至少到最后jensen还是和faker拍了次手的

  The cleanest game to advance C9 out of groups wasn't played by C9. God bless.

  最漂亮的让C9晋级的比赛不是C9打得。

  KR boosting NA

  韩国帮北美代练

  Faker is a merciful God helping his old friend Impact get through groups.

  Faker真是仁慈,帮助他的老队友impact出线

  Now we know why C9 spelled out KOREA in champion select.

  现在我们知道C9为什么在英雄选择时候拼出来korea了

  ——it was a hidden SOS

  ——这其实是隐藏的SOS信息

  Skt- americas only hope

  SKT-北美唯一的希望

  ——KkOma for President 2016

  ——kkoma将成为总统 2016

  ——I think Kkoma will be a better president for USA than Trump and Clinton

  ——我觉得kkoma当总统总比川普或者希拉里好点

  Flash Wolves finally lost to a Korean team.

  闪电狼终于输给了一支韩国队

  Faker carrying Impact 3 years after.

  3年之后,faker再一次carry了Impact

 

抽签仪式

  H2K just got the luckiest draw ever LOL

  H2K抽到了有LOL以来最幸运的一签

  ——Unluckiest. ANX>all LUL

  ——最不幸的吧,ANX>所有

  H2K literally has the easiest worlds ever. Never see a Korean until semis and you meet the 3rd seed. LMAO

  H2K显然过了个最简单的世界赛,一直到半决赛才遇到韩国队,而且还是3号种子。

  Going to make for yet another very boring and predictable Grand Final ..

  看上去又将会是一场无趣的,没打就知道结果的总决赛

  ——Yeah ANX will steam roll ROX 3:0

  ——是的ANX会3:0干翻ROX

  What an unbalanced bracket lmao

  多么不平衡的半区啊

  SSG gatekeeps the West's path to the finals.

  SSG守在了西方队伍通往决赛的路上

  So Corejj in the world finals....what a world

  所以corejj要进决赛了......这是怎样的世界啊

 

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