老外看全明星：欧美网友看“寝室Uzi”
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歪果仁怎么看全明星？一张疑似“UZI寝室”的图片也是让老外们嗨皮的不行，果然，虽然歪果仁的梗比较有意思，但还是没有我大天朝的梗多呀！
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1V1模式
mata a mata
——谋杀mata。(mata在西班牙语里是谋杀的意思)
I love seeing Mata having fun and so relaxed, he always seems so focused and serious.
——真高兴看到mata开心放松的样子，他看上去总是紧张严肃的样子。
reddit上获赞率最高的回复是那张“寝室UZI”，水友们对这是不是UZI展开了激烈讨论，还有一部分一本正经开玩笑的。
I don't its Uzi. I doubt that in a Chinese Gaming House (Be it Royal, OMG or NB) has 8 beds per room and falling ceiling.
——我可不认为这是UZI，哪个中国游戏俱乐部基地房间会这么差？皇族？OMG？还是NB？8个人睡一间，而且天花板看上去要塌了。
The Royal Club locker after S3 worlds finals.
——这显然是S3决赛后的皇族更衣室。
No, it's actually the QG house when Doinb got kicked off the team.
——不不不，这其实是在QG doinb被踢出去的时候。
Freaking UZI man. Finaly won an international tournament. Dude is so freaking unreal at laning.
——见鬼的UZI，终于赢得了一个世界项目冠军。他的对线真是见鬼了。
Maple > Koreans > Uzi > Maple repeat.
这是一种循环。
No Kasing this year to hard counter Uzi
——今年kasing不在，没人能打倒UZI了。
(kasing去年在1V1中打败了UZI)
恭喜冰队获胜
TFW even Korea can't carry you.But I think, that the real winners are the viewers. The event was so fun to watch, and it looked like players also were having a lot of fun. GG WP all.
——那种韩国人也carry不动的感觉太糟糕了。但是我想真正的胜利者应该是观众吧，全明星看起来太有意思了，而且看上去选手们也乐在其中，good game,well play。
I don't even care much for the teams, I'm just glad to see Uzi win something, and be really happy. Guy is such a joy to watch.
——我不在乎什么队伍赢了，我只是为UZI终于赢得了点什么而高兴。
The important matter is korea lost the gap is closing /s
——最重要的是韩国队输了#差距正在缩小。
It's interesting how each major region had one player in the top 4 of the 1v1 tournament
——很有趣，四大赛区在1v1前四各有一位选手。
——even funnier when you consider that eu had a semi retired pro there
——更有趣的是你要考虑到EU那位是半退役的。
双人共玩模式
Imagine the other name they could have shared....
——让我们来想想他们组合还能有哪些名字吧......
uzless XDD
——UZI和rekkles可以叫uzless(useless，无用的)。
This Ruzi guy is pretty good. TSM should probably have picked him up.
——那个叫Ruzi的小伙子打得真不错，TSM应该把他买来的。
Since when could Xmithie hit skillshots?
——什么时候开始Xmithie能放中技能了？
(Xmithie是CLG打野，xPeke/Mithy组合用了这个ID，Xmithie在link走之前CLG那段时间比赛里猪妹疯狂空大，一直被人嘲笑)
——Now that's a meme I haven't seen in quite some time
——这个梗我很久没听过了。
——The good ol' Sejuani days...
——那些遥远美好的玩猪妹的时光......
Calling them Rush Hour 2 jinxed them from the start
——从他们取名叫尖峰时刻2开始就注定糟透了。
(大师兄和小黑的组合之前被叫做rush hour，这次再次搭档，就有了rush hour2这个名字，而尖峰时刻2这部电影拍得是比较差的)
Baker Didnt play pantheon, Im disappointed.
——baker(比尔森+faker)没有玩潘森，我好失望啊。
If Deft and Rekkles played this together, not only would many shippings would become real, they could also use the name Rekt
——如果是deft和rekkles来就好了，不仅给CP粉们官方发糖，而且还能用Rekt这个ID(被打爆)。
全明星中星
xpeke and soaz 3-19-12 in that last game.
——最后一场xpeke和soaz加起来3-19-12.
——Classic Origen
——典型的OG。
Did Mouse absorb Ziv's power and drain him dry? Because their stats are normally reversed.
——Mouse是吸收了Ziv的能量并且榨干了Ziv么？他们状态看上去对调了一下。
Game 3 - every my team Rengar and Shaco. Every enemy team Zed and Teemo.
——第三次，每次我队伍里的狮子狗和小丑，敌方的劫和提莫就是这样的。
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